Food – “Few” Kinds Of “Sushi” That Ain’t Fooling Anyone

Peeps Sushi

Please don’t encourage the Peeps.

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Ice Cream Sushi

Listen, I know from ice cream.

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Sandwich Sushi

Sure, you could eat this for lunch if you’re an elf or enjoy feeling unsatisfied. Alternative: Eat a real sandwich. Alternative #2: Eat real sushi.

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Strawberry Shortcake Sushi

No complaints, delightful.

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Candy Sushi

Just looking at this makes my molars hurt.

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Fast Food Sushi

“Baconator, bacon and french fry sushi” brought to you by Epic Meal Time, naturally.

Peanut Butter Sushi

Won’t lie, if I were 9 years old I would be all about this.

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Macaroni And Cheese Sushi

A+ for concept. Still not sushi.

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Banana Sushi

Yo, not only is that not sushi, it’s freaking with an otherwise blameless banana. No good can come of this.

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Tiramisushi

You’re not even trying.

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Burrito Sushi

Putting this junk in an actual seaweed wrapper takes some nerve.

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Omelette Sushi

What’s the goal here, even?

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Cake Sushi

Those pastry cream blobs are like horrifying little grinning teeth. Take it away, please.

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Lego Sushi

Crunchy!

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Crocheted Sushi

Hahahahahaha why do they have tiny faces, this is uncomfortable?

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Cat Sushi

You’re not fooling anyone, cat.

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Baby Sushi

NICE TRY, WEIRDO

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