Please don’t encourage the Peeps.
Ice Cream Sushi
Listen, I know from ice cream.
Sure, you could eat this for lunch if you’re an elf or enjoy feeling unsatisfied. Alternative: Eat a real sandwich. Alternative #2: Eat real sushi.
Strawberry Shortcake Sushi
No complaints, delightful.
Just looking at this makes my molars hurt.
Fast Food Sushi
“Baconator, bacon and french fry sushi” brought to you by Epic Meal Time, naturally.
Peanut Butter Sushi
Won’t lie, if I were 9 years old I would be all about this.
Macaroni And Cheese Sushi
A+ for concept. Still not sushi.
Yo, not only is that not sushi, it’s freaking with an otherwise blameless banana. No good can come of this.
You’re not even trying.
Putting this junk in an actual seaweed wrapper takes some nerve.
What’s the goal here, even?
Those pastry cream blobs are like horrifying little grinning teeth. Take it away, please.
Hahahahahaha why do they have tiny faces, this is uncomfortable?
NICE TRY, WEIRDO