Food – “Few” Kinds Of “Sushi” That Ain’t Fooling Anyone

Peeps Sushi

Peeps Sushi

Please don’t encourage the Peeps.

Source: seriouseats.com

Ice Cream Sushi

Ice Cream Sushi

Listen, I know from ice cream.

Source: kotaku.com

Sandwich Sushi

Sandwich Sushi

Sure, you could eat this for lunch if you’re an elf or enjoy feeling unsatisfied. Alternative: Eat a real sandwich. Alternative #2: Eat real sushi.

Source: domesticcharm.blogspot.com

Strawberry Shortcake Sushi

Strawberry Shortcake Sushi

No complaints, delightful.

Source: takeamegabite.com

Candy Sushi

Candy Sushi

Just looking at this makes my molars hurt.

Fast Food Sushi

Fast Food Sushi

“Baconator, bacon and french fry sushi” brought to you by Epic Meal Time, naturally.

Peanut Butter Sushi

Peanut Butter Sushi

Won’t lie, if I were 9 years old I would be all about this.

Macaroni And Cheese Sushi

Macaroni And Cheese Sushi

A+ for concept. Still not sushi.

Banana Sushi

Banana Sushi

Yo, not only is that not sushi, it’s freaking with an otherwise blameless banana. No good can come of this.

Source: machemag.com

Tiramisushi

Tiramisushi

You’re not even trying.

Burrito Sushi

Burrito Sushi

Putting this junk in an actual seaweed wrapper takes some nerve.

Omelette Sushi

Omelette Sushi

What’s the goal here, even?

Cake Sushi

Cake Sushi

Those pastry cream blobs are like horrifying little grinning teeth. Take it away, please.

Lego Sushi

Lego Sushi

Crunchy!

Source: hemmy.net

Crocheted Sushi

Crocheted Sushi

Hahahahahaha why do they have tiny faces, this is uncomfortable?

Source: etsy.com

Cat Sushi

Cat Sushi

You’re not fooling anyone, cat.

Source: kierawrr

Baby Sushi

Baby Sushi

NICE TRY, WEIRDO

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