First of all: TABLE SETTING.
Watermelon centerpiece to end all watermelon centerpieces.
If you’re feeling superhuman, here are some carving instructions.
Aaaaand time to eat. Feta sliders with watermelon bun? Yes.
Watermelon and feta puzzles.
Watermelon with balsamic kiddie pool. So goddamn adorable.
Rum-soaked watermelon with goat cheese and mint. Classy rondelle.
Right, food… anyway, TIME TO DRINK.
Directions for melon-kegging here.
Watermelon spritzer with lemon and honey. Not boozy, but refreshing as hell.
Obligatory watermelon garnish. You know, it is possible to have too much of a good thi—JK, this is amazing.
Frosty + chia seeds.
Healthy touch, but also super pretty. Recipe here.
AND watermelon for dessert? Obviously. Here’s some watermelon ice cream cake.