Food – How To Eat A Muffin

This is very simple, but very, very important.

 

Step 1: Get a muffin.

Step 1: Get a muffin.

Step 2: Rip it in half. Don’t use a knife. Craggy muffin fluff is essential.

Step 2: Rip it in half. Don't use a knife. Craggy muffin fluff is essential.

Step 3: Toast the muffin.

Step 3: Toast the muffin.

This step requires a toaster oven. You can also use an oven oven at 400F.

Step 4: Butter the muffin.

Step 4: Butter the muffin.

 

Step 5: Make the muffin disappear.

Step 5: Make the muffin disappear.

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