Were you starting to think the human race might NOT be a plague on this earth? Wrong.HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH USE A GODDAMN SPOON
DID YOU KNOW that 87% of Americans confess to being incapable of removing things from pans with utensils such as knives and spatulas? NO LONGER will they have to suffer in silence.
If you think this will actually work, you deserve to eat fatty chili.
Ach, holding the large bottle, it is so hard for my hands, they are weak, soooo weak, unable to grasp this strange round slippery object, what to do, who will help me, how can I live, how can I *dies*